Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning. (via sskeptical)

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reasons why periods suck

homoish:

  • u get horny over fucking everything
  • blood
  • you fucking ruin your panties
  • fuck
  • what the hell
  • people just fucking stop
  • this list is fucking awful

(via that-girl-emilee)

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’ Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)

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humoristics:

Well this ruined spongebob for me
Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who walked into your life, said “I’m here for you” and proved it.

(Source: ispeakquotes.com, via heterophilia)

disallows:

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I can’t stand it to think my life is going so fast and I’m not really living it. Ernest Hemingway (via exoticwild)

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hplyrikz:

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